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Saturday, April 01, 2006

interpersonal nasal exploration

"You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you cannot pick your friends nose!" This sentiment was introduced into the US senate after much debate back in 1913 as the then 16th amendment. It was, of course, modified heavily into the amendment that established income tax, or simply put the power for the government to pick your nose.

I would like to take the time out to reinforce the intial wisdom of this endeavor to outlaw what is more commonly known as "claim jumping" or professionally/officially known among the american medical community as "interpesonal nasal exploration." Please folks, for the love of whatever god, gods, spirits or law you worship, please stop this disgusting behavior. It is a violation of the natural order. Every religion contains at lease one reference to it as one of the greatest sins possible by men against men.

TAKE UP THE CALL! Write your representatives about reinvigorating the effort to prohibit nasal inter-digital inter-personal exploration. Please see my other website www.thetruth-achoo!.com

A please do not let this disgusting practice get wiped upon the sleeve of society! PICK the right path!

1 comment:

  1. I prefer the underwear over the demon nose-pickers ... but that's just me.


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